Batman is not Batfleck

Well, I guess all us Batman fans had this coming. Poor Warner Brothers had to scour the Earth for a bankable white guy to play Batman, besides Christian Bale. Apparently Joseph Gordon Levitt was unavailable. I was sold on him

Batman is not Rocky

Most incarnations of Batman involve him getting heavily physically injured over the years. Stabbed, shot, punched, back broken, bruised kidneys, bad knees. He dishes out more than he takes, so he also leaves behind a trail of shattered kneecaps, concussions,