Vader Gets The S.H.I.T.T.S.
June 6, 2013
Vader: I have you now.
<squints at the rear of Luke’s X-wing>
Vader: Suspect’s license number is Indigo-November-Charlie-Oscar-Mike Six Five.
<Vader’s screen display>
- S.H.I.T.T.S. Query #401,839:
- Name: Skywalker, Luke
- License issued: Today
- Flight hours: 0
- Address: Lars Homestead, Tatooine
- Status: Rebel traitor – EXECUTE IMMEDIATELY
R2: Man, I haven’t been pulled over in six days. I bet these Imps have the S.H.I.T.T.S.
R2: Synchronized Hyperwave Imperial Traitor Tracking System. S.H.I.T.T.S
Luke: First you trick me into taking off your restraining bolt, then you get my aunt and uncle killed, and now you’re gonna put me right back in the detention block I just escaped from!
R2: They’re not going to catch us. We’re on a mission from Ben…