Vader Gets The S.H.I.T.T.S.

Vader: I have you now.

<squints at the rear of Luke’s X-wing>

Vader: Suspect’s license number is Indigo-November-Charlie-Oscar-Mike Six Five.

<Vader’s screen display>

  • S.H.I.T.T.S. Query #401,839:
  • Name: Skywalker, Luke
  • License issued: Today
  • Flight hours: 0
  • Address: Lars Homestead, Tatooine
  • Status: Rebel traitor – EXECUTE IMMEDIATELY

R2: Man, I haven’t been pulled over in six days. I bet these Imps have the S.H.I.T.T.S.

Luke: What?

R2: Synchronized Hyperwave Imperial Traitor Tracking System. S.H.I.T.T.S

Luke: First you trick me into taking off your restraining bolt, then you get my aunt and uncle killed, and now you’re gonna put me right back in the detention block I just escaped from!

R2: They’re not going to catch us. We’re on a mission from Ben…

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